Wow that's something I haven't been called since 2006 haha
What is the traditional meal in your country?
Goon
If you could steal something and get away with it, what would you steal?
The moon
How long have you lived in your current home?
Seven months? Give or take.
Do you have any strange phobias?
Cockroaches
What is the best news you could hear right now?
That I was getting $10,000? A new job? The cute guy I have an online crush on to talk to me?
What is the best thing to do on a first date?
Not go on a first date because they are really awkward
Do you like your name?
Sure. My surname is kinda average but my first and middle names are pretty sweet.
What was the last thing you regret buying?
The wireless mouse I bought the other day it's too small for my hand
Do you trust your government?
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha have you seen Tony Abbott?
Why do girls' and boys' clothes have buttons on opposite sides?
Isn't it that women were dressed by someone else back in the day? Or just sexism? Or just stupid? I wear 'boys' clothes so...
Who am I !?
Only you can answer that, son
What age are you scared of?
Twenty :(
How much time per day do you spend on the internet?
Several hours
When was the last time you tried something new?
I tried ox tongue last week. It was really good!
Have you ever loved someone you have not met?
Haha yeah... :/
If you beat a man in a fight in a battle of the sexes, what would be the best thing to say to him as you stood with one foot on his face in victory?
I... Um... Wow this question is really specific. I probably wouldn't need to say anything - my superiority in the situation has already been established.