Nope, not believable enough. You're under arrest for iilegal adoption, kidnapping, and treason, just for the heck of it.
...This is absurd...
Do you have papers for the Torchic you were illegally housing? Hmmm?? ò_ó
What? There are no papers that need to be filed! I'm not a human, and can take care of my friend when he does not have a home to come to otherwise! ...hmph. //Eli, go to bed xD
How do you see yourself spending your time in your old age?
Spending every minute I can with my family. And that time to do so has begun already.
Post a picture that makes you proud of your country?
It isn't a country, and it is with some sadness that I am moving today, but Shamouti Village at night is really amazing.
What is your favorite Steel type Pokémon ?
Well, my mate is a Lucario. They are part Steel type.
I don't draw really, but a standard pencil does just fine.
What do you think people think of you?
I think that they see me as a loving, patient, devout, and helpful Pokémon. And I'm glad that I can be of service to others.
Do you believe that Torchics hold a place in today's demanding society? Explain.
Well, yes. Every Pokémon has a place. Arceus put all of us in this cruel and demanding world for a reason, and it is our job to find out what that reason is.
Do you approve of polygamous relationships?
It is agreed upon that my mate and I are in an open relationship, although I remain loyal solely to her.
What do you think about marriage?
I love it... Although as much as I support my mate's decision to postpone ours... I cannot help but be anxiois
Have you ever thrown up after eating?
Yes. It was not pleasant...
there's a new religion belief called 'The Helix' what's your opinion about this?
I belive it is a passing fad started by poor folks who seem to have fallen astray from the Lord's path. But He shall still guide them and forgive their wrongs, and eventually set them back on the path of righteousness.