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If each member of trophywife was one of the seven dwarves, who would they be (even though there are only 5 of you...)?

danny - grumpy
dan - doc
brian - sneezy
justin - sleepy
chris - dopey
tim - bashful
dave - happy

who doles out the most assplay? and is that assplay the most enjoyable? if the assplay from said person is not the most enjoyable, who's is?

dave dry started assplay and I think he gets the most assplay's out there...but that does not make him the most enjoyable. it's always fun to get assplayed by someone who doesn't do it often...or someone who has never done it at all. these people are the elites to get assplayed by
maris tusman
joel tusman
sam strong
brian brennan
random stranger
colin rubery
herb adis
its always the most fun to assplay someone who gets really worked up about it like dan scanlon or myself (justin harrison) its also fun to try to get a team together and get more than one assplay on a person in a day. i think the most we ever got was six assplays on brooke or dan. theres so many ways you can assplay. have you assplayed today? ;)

What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done?

jumped onto a moving train with a basket full of berries and I almost fell down by getting caught between the train and the fence and getting my ass scared by the fence.

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