some one is asking pansy questions and its isnt me the mystery man
oh god which ones? youve started a cult
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p.s who actually eats limes
you have them with desperados theyre otherwise 100% useless
What's one of your favorite 'little things' to enjoy in life?
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why does orange juice make me cough
because youre homo. end of
why is ruler called ruler, surely its a straight measurement stick
this is worse than the wallet one oml. i dont know i guess its because 'straight measurement stick' doesnt roll off the tongue as easy? :L
if there was a duck that was like your size, and it was talking all sorts of smack and jive about you to your face, would you a) throw the first punch, b) hesitate at first cos its weird,or c) be way to freaked out by the big duckk to do anything?
i wouldd befriend it somehow
do you think humanity is just one big sims game cos i like to think so
100% yes.
why is wallet called wallet why not like money holder or something I dont know
erm, because that would be shit
did ned flanders ever actually say 'diddle doddle homie boy' or did my mind just make that up
im laughing
why does everyone buy into how 'smart' dolphins are even though they're clearly just pretencious
In hot fuzz he says 'Is it true that there is a place in a man's head, that if you shoot it, it will blow up?' Jokes aside, is there actually cos ive seen like when they shoot melons they explode but when ive seen them shot like head replicas sometimes they dont and sometimes they do
no.
When you have those weird brain thoughts when youre walking along and your mind goes 'kick that dog' or 'walk into the busy traffic', what if the mind is thinking those things coz they're good things to happen like the dog might be evil or the traffic might swerve around you
theres some part of your brain that stops you from being a cock. so i think its just that part working. but yes maybe everything is just evil you could be right
What do cows do all day coz I just saw one standing with its face less than an inch from a tree. Just staring at it. And im just staring at it thinking why
maybe they all have schizophrenia and we've just never noticed
What if you were on the bus and whoever was next to you pressed the button to get off then they just floated off the bus, like still in a sitting position with their feet on the floor but somehow moving
erm, laugh a lot and probably go home and just sit in the corner staring into space all night trying to figure out if it actually happened :L
What's the latest thing that made you smile?
My puppy haha (:
i'd like the asker of these genius questions to come off anon
they are a shadow in the night. a candle in the wind.
why do you get amazing questions jfc
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Why is green called green? Like when you hear green you think the colour green but who decided green was to be called green?
nO
Ok. What's your favourite colour?
Green :)
what if small dogs are usually loud and yappy at big dogs because back on their home planet they're actually pets to big dogs and the big dogs arent very good at caring for dogs
I can't answer any more questions
it has literally physically drained me i feel really tired because i have to keep imagining all these intricate situations
and half of them are only things i'd know if i had been to the future or your mind or another universe and back again to answer your questions i'm not doc fucking brown or your fucking sub-conscience or doctor fucking who.
it has literally physically drained me i feel really tired because i have to keep imagining all these intricate situations
and half of them are only things i'd know if i had been to the future or your mind or another universe and back again to answer your questions i'm not doc fucking brown or your fucking sub-conscience or doctor fucking who.
are mandarins, clementines and satsumas just oranges that arent fully grown or are they grown completely differently, cos I thought that not fully grown oranges were limes
i cant do this anymore
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if quadbikes are called that because they are four wheel bike why arent 'motorbikes' called dual bikes or something. or quadbikes called 'motoquads'.
well theyre not really bikes, seeing as bike is short for bicycle, and bi means two. so really a quadbike should be an 8-wheeled thing. an octocycle.
what is in kebab meat or is it best not thinking about
dick meat
if you hit an animal whilst driving along legally you are allowed to claim to for food. why doesnt the same rule apply for pedestrians
i thought you werent allowed it if you were the one who hit it... thats what i always got told?
if steroid cells were fed smaller steroid cells what would happen
i dont think it works like that..
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