What supercool connections have you made through the Internet?
I got my finger stuck in one of those Chinese finger traps...a virtual one. This sounds awkwardly sexual.
if Madonna asked you if she could marry your mom, what would you do? say?
I'd kill that woman. Madonna, not my mom. Actually, I'd say yes, then avoid a prenup and have them get divorced. Then I'd have all the moneys!
How do you keep you skin so clear
Human embryos and witch craft. Don't tell the GOP.
How do you cook a turkey
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh this is a GOOD ass question. I feel this is video-tutorial worthy. Let me get back to you. HOLD TIGHT! I promise it will be good.
If I were a bee and you were Pluto, what would Gandolf be.
He would be a big bearded bee-whole. Also, Pluto means the devil. Look it up. I had a brick in my fireplace that said so, it scared the crap out of me.
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
How much could a dick flick if a dick flick chick fil-a-could GOD THIS IS HARD!
Would you rather be abducted and probed by aliens OR bang the Wicked Witch of the West (and I think she's way into bondage)?
Why not have a threeway?
Team Gina or Team Edward?
I'm team EdGina.......keeping everyone included here...
Who do you think you are?
Ethan Zachery Scott - Full Time Actor, Part Time Attention Whore
What's up, buttercup?
Using theirtheir ultra-super powers, Caramel, Chocolate, and Butterscotch, have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil!!
Can I touch your butt?
If you can reach it from where you are. Go go gadget groper!
Would you still love me if I was a lizard?
If I loved you from the GECKO! Or if IGUANA marry me! Or if you were drawn to SCALE (That last one wad a stretch...)