Your fairy godmother has set you up with some ballin' slippers. Who is your prince?
Bishie please, I am my own gorram prince
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen porcupine punted off Ancardia?
What species of porcupine?
Mr. Hinoa, I have trained on the great and honored mountains of my forefathers to hone the art of English language. I ask of thee, please guide me in step two.
Step 2: Git gud son
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Are you related to Mr. Advice Guy?
Who?
Challenge accepted! I mean, uh... Challenge accepted...?
I dunno, is it accepted or not?
Boxers or briefs?
No.
Are you, in fact, an owl?
Man, I dunno hoo you heard that rumor from...
Do you approve of the current administration's policies on bacon?
lolbacon
If you had a chance to put any virtual pop idol on Letterman, who would it be?
Crusherbot 2000, here to sing about love and the enslavement of all humans.
help i hav tis gurl an i rly liek her wat shud i do i ned anser kwik halp plz
First of all, learn to English. This could take you a while, so lemme know when you're ready for step two.
Why is water?
Why wouldn't water be, is the better question.
Pick a card, any card.
I pick the card that reads "boot to the head."
Have you ever wanted to be inside a brownie?
Do I look like HJ to you?
Hm... What if I ask a question so stupid that it wraps around to smart?
Then you, good madam or sir, will probably break the universe.
What kind of answer do I get if my question is not stupid?
Ha. Ha. A not-stupid question. Good one.
Should I bother making an account on here, or will it be merely a passing fad?
Well, the Formspring thing eventually became a fad, true. I guess it depends on how much you like answering somewhat inane questions.
Help! The girl I like won't respond to my emails! (´・ω・`)
Quit being a creep, then.
Not!Formspring is terrible for apparently deleting inactive accounts: [Y/N]
Now, by "not-Formspring" do you mean this here website or do you mean The Website Formerly Known as Formspring? Because the whole reason I jumped over here is because The Website Formerly Known as Formspring is a pile of shit now.
What are your thoughts on yaoi?
I think everyone should have a hobby.
Why don't animals laugh, smile or cry?
Oh, they do. They just don't when you're around because you're an asshole.
Favorite martial artist?
There are two kinds of people: 1.) People who answered "Bruce Lee" to this question (like myself). 2.) People who are WRONG.
What is in the center of the world?
Gooey magmaey stuff. Didn't you ever pay attention in science class?
What was the last thing you bought?
A bottle of pop. How very first-world of me.
If you could draw happiness, what would it look like?
Proooobably not anything I can post here without violating TOS :awe: