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Hinoa F. Arash

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Now tell me, who dat, who dat? That do dat, do dat? Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that, I be the I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold, I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throw

And yet, your superpower is to fart on Polnareff's face. Not bad, all things considered, but aim a little higher, right?

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Are you a homosexual member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits?

go fsck a mermaid

How would you feel if there was, theoretically, a man who was romantically (but only romantically) interested in you?

Good for him, but that's not how I swing. I'm sure he'll understand. Or, you know, cry into a pillow at night from the rejection. Either/or.

You are given half a lemon, a piece of string, some ABC gum, and $.50 in the denomination of your choice. What do you make?

Modern art.

How many people do you think you'll meet in your death?

At least five, but no more than three billion.
C'mon, get your act together, anon.

How many people do you think you've met in your life?

At least five, but no more than three billion.
Seriously, though, what the shitfuck kind of question is this?

If you could only take one Kradenette with you to fight against an alien invasion, who would it be?

I think I should explain how I'd fight it first.
I'd figure out some way to get to the aliens' leader with the other Kradenette in tow. Once there, I'd tell the leader "Hey, on behalf of Earth's nations, we figured out who the most important person in the world is. We're willing to give him to you, no questions asked, if you call off the invasion. Deal?"
And once they agree (if they agree), I'll immediately hand over Seccy.

Meat, cheese, or veggies?

Hey, food is food. It's more about how it's cooked than it is about their contents. Unless it has eggplant.

Haruhi is the Old Testament to Madoka's New Testament. Wrathful god to benevolent one. So... contract? :3

Okay, I'll admit to not knowing much about Meduka (or having seen the anime). BUT- I would think that Kyuubey would be in opposition to Madoka - the devil in this allegory, essentially. And you want me to make a contract, which is *associated with Kyuubey*, as part of this? REALLY?
Now get the fuck off of my lawn or I'll deploy the flying monkeys.

Are you prepared to submit to our lord and savior Madoka?

I'd like to remind you that, according to current doctrine of the Suzumiya Unified Church, all Madokan Church worshippers are going to hell. Then again, to be fair, I'm pretty sure you guys have a similar doctrine, so why should I care?

Who is your Smash Bros. main?

I forget who it was in the 64 days. Probably Link. It became Falco in Melee, then Lucario in Brawl. The fourth game I've not really found a main yet, but it may either continue to be Lucario or end up changing to Mii Brawler.

Do you always give a boot to the head when someone doesn't ask a real question? Relatedly, do you only give boots to the head for not asking a real question?

The answers to your questions are: 1.) Yes, and 2.) Boot to the head.

Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the church of religious consciousness. Would you care to make a donation?

Eh, I'm a little short on cash. Is a doughnut all right?

Do you love me?

The problem with allowing anonymous questions is that I have no idea who I'm talking too. So, Anon, there is a nonzero chance that I love you. I'd have to know who you are to narrow it down, tho.

Notice me, Senpai (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

SENPAI NOTICES YOU, MYSTERIOUS ANON, AND SHALL GRACE YOUR PRESENCE WITH A BOOT TO THE HEAD.

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