Shang Tsung complex more like u gay
anonymous phaggit think he got dem memes though
Ask @STRYKIE
How come your friends up north are more handsome and talented?
I do not recall seeing anyone from the north of the UK in the top 3 of the last two UK tournaments for MK. Nor have they inherited my apparent Shang Tsung complex. (although I'd like to think my eyes are a bit more mesmerizing than Shang's)
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Bruh
May I help you sir?
Post a selfie?
not gonna lie man... I hate having my picture taken altogether nevermind selfies lol, whoever you are I'm sure you'll see what I look like one day.
uk more like u gay
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
Did I say you could knock on my door motherfucker
Perhaps I should knock on ya knockers instead ya dig #pndNice
Y u so bitch tho bitch
knock knock
U suc scrub
Sunny pls don't be hatin just because your character doesnt let you suc ppl
R u Asian?
I am 100% Cauc-asian, does that count?
I heard you played Liu Kang? is this true? why didn't I get to play your Liu Kang at VSF5.
I do. But my neutral with him has always felt kinda off. And with the short notice I got with the bracket change I wanted to focus on brushing up on Ninjutsu Scorpion as much as I could. Probably should've made more of an effort to play other characters in casuals once I got eliminated though lol.
AYE LMAO YOUR PAGE IS POVERTY AS FUK. <3
I only signed up for this shit so I could ask other people questions. Do one Derptile.
How do I make my property, aka strykie, happy?
You don't be a fuckboi like Shazzy.
How to make a woman happy?
Make it your priority that you don't want to let her down.
