What does it mean when a bird poops on me?
You're a toilet?
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What invention has had the greatest impact on society?
The condom. Changed the way we smash forever. Opened up a new realm of sexual liberation, for better or worse.
Do you have any regrets?
Not at the moment.
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One wish. Make it count. What do you wish for?
I dunno. I really don't have a specific wish. Maybe a billion dollars? *shrugs*
What’s the one most important thing to get done today?
hm. Wash my shoes and call that football game.
What is the last thing you said to someone?
Ok.
What is your most played song at the moment?
"Give It 2 U" by Robin Thicke. I almost mistook him for Justin Timberlake at first tho.
What will you never do?
I will never rub another man's rhubarb.
Have you ever committed a crime?
Other than speeding, no.
What's a popular food you find disgusting?
Mayonnaise. Horrible. I hate it. I don't even like it with other food, other than tuna or chicken salad, and even in those it can only have but so much.
Have you ever been in love?
Yup. Sure have. :)
When was the last time you said I love you and who did you say it to?
I think I said it to those two chicken thighs I was eating at Smithfield's Chicken & BBQ before work last night.
Ha. I'm just playin. I said it to Leisa sometime in the last few hours....
Ha. I'm just playin. I said it to Leisa sometime in the last few hours....
I notice you work nights. What do you do for a living?
Work security overnight. I put on my zebra stripes and stop the children from killing each other during the day.
When was the last time you had a blowjob?
I ain't telling you. That's my business. Perv.
What is the least stressful job you can think of?
a blowjob. *shrugs*
What is your favorite dog breed?
Black Labradors. Love water. Happiest dogs in the world. And will love you until their dying breath.
Second is beagles.
Second is beagles.
What do you think about the Washington Redskins controversey?
It's mostly people just trying to gain attention to some imaginary injustice. The Redskins are the 4th most valuable team in sports (2nd in the NFL). If their fans are willing to make them worth $1.7 billion, then there shouldn't be a problem.
Obama should worry more about the government shutdown and that money burning albatross lovingly known as ObamaCare rather than stick his nose in something that's actually successful.
Obama should worry more about the government shutdown and that money burning albatross lovingly known as ObamaCare rather than stick his nose in something that's actually successful.
Who was the last person you gave a gift to?
I bought my landlady a throw blanket from my trip to the Grand Canyon.
What will the future be like?
There's no telling. I don't assume to know the future. I wish I did know, though. I'd be rich off of my ass.
What's one thing everyone should do in their lifetime?
Love. And be loved.
What does your last text message say?
it's a reminder that I have volleyball games to call tonight. We get texts from our officiating website.
Do you have official Ask.fm app for Android?
yup. But not if you bammas keep asking me about it.
Look in the mirror. What do you see?
I see PRIDE. I see POWER. I see a bad assed mutha that won't take NO crap off of NOBODY!!!
Why are so many women crazy?
Damn if I know. If anyone truly did, men would be able to live more stress-free lives.
Who will go to hell?
I don't know. That's why I'm agnostic.
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