@Born2beSlicker

Mark Lawson

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Is it possible to justify a murder?

Would self defence be classed as murder? If somebody was killing other people and they were only stopping when they're dead and you're trapped with them, then I guess defending your life is a worthy reason.
Otherwise, if it's retribution you seek, it's not justified even if I can understand the motivation behind it.

Are you a good liar?

I used to be a lot better when I was a teenager. Now I have grown some empathy so I struggle to be convincing but I try not to lie when possible anymore.

Do you always smile for pictures?

God no, I really hate my smile because I have dimples. People say it looks cute but I think I look like an idiot. More often than not, I've got a serial killer stare going on.

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What kind of movies do you most enjoy?

I have a real love for the '80s/'90s action movies like Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Robocop and so on. Simple plots, cool protagonists and a lot of guns blazing.
I like dramas and stuff too but regardless of my mood, will always enjoy an old school bloodbath.

What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?

My iMac. £1079 of computer back in 2010. Never had a problem with it, no regrets.

What's the worst thing you have ever done?

I slept with a married woman behind the husband's back.
She came onto me. I didn't know them, as it was a one night stand. My logic was "it's nothing to do with me, it's her choice". I'm now aware how bullshit that logic is and that it's not acceptable.

What's your number one rule in life?

Don't blindly follow society's bullshit. Question why things are "just how it goes" and don't be afraid to do what's better for you.

When you can justify a lie?

If it either: helps towards something that helps more people than just you. That it if it's for comedy and you come clean once the joke is over.

What's something you're not very good at but enjoy doing anyway?

Life. Despite being crap at it, I would like to keep going with it for a while.

What does freedom mean to you?

Freedom is the ability to have religious, philosophical and cultural differences within the same society without the fear of reprimand such as imprisonment, deportation or violence. Unfortunately, most cultures are yet to achieve this.

Which word do you want everyone to stop using?

Bird in regards to women. It's more a British thing but when guys call girls "birds/burds", it always sounds really tacky and dehumanising.
I've never liked it. I used to say "gay" for stupid when I was a kid, I now know better but for some reason "bird" always bothered me.

If you could make anyone in the world fall in love, which two people would you put together?

Me and Michelle Thorne.

Have you ever stolen anything?

Yes. Money from people, chocolates from the shop. Slipped a porn magazine into a newspaper and only bought the paper.

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